List of people pardoned or clemenced by a United States president

The humor stems from this list failing to be as long as it could be.  James Buchanan, terrible president that he was pardoned Brigham Young.  

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_pardoned_by_a_United_States_president

List of scandals with "-gate" suffix

In case you were wondering the what other scandals featured -gate, here is a list.  My personal favorite is Tolietgate because Jellygate seems fake.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_scandals_with_"-gate"_suffix

BosWash

Very interesting concept.  I now have a more precise term to reference when calling Philly the 4th best city on the East Coast.   

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BosWash

Rat King (Folklore)

This page is awesome in its own right, but the best part is above the text: This article is about rats with tails grown together. For the fictional Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles character, see Rat King.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rat_king

William Perry (American football)

This is a pretty hilariously biased passage from William "The Fridge" Perry's wikipedia page.  "But the second time he got the ball, he scored a touchdown; as a result, Walter Payton was denied an easy scoring opportunity."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Perry_(American_football)

Sylvester Graham

The Graham Diet was thought to help curb lust. Fad diets have been around for ages.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sylvester_Graham#Graham_Diet

Roustabout

What a hilarious word!  Roustabout.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roustabout_(disambiguation)

List of mainstream films with unsimulated sex

Not entirely sure why this list was necessary, but here it is. Add to your Netflix queue as you see fit.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mainstream_films_with_unsimulated_sex